April 2012
weirdest sound to hear out of a public restroom:
unbridled, raucous laughter
i feel like i need to take a bath in bleach now
March 2012
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michelle duggar says overpopulation is a lie
Michelle Duggar, star of TLC’s reality show, “19 Kids and Counting”, says there needs to be more children because our world needs more joy. And as for overpopulation? That’s just a lie, Duggar recently told the Christian Broadcasting Network in a web interview. “The idea of overpopulation is not accurate,” Duggar says, because the entire population of the...
dastardlyjap replied to your video: take your fake mustache, your shitty…
Libertarians like a central government, we just prefer a central government only powerful enough to perform a very limited number of functions. What the functions are vary from individual to individual.
i “get” libertarianism. i may have substantive differences with regards to your views on government and...
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Keith Olbermann Fired from Current TV →
garlandgrey:
So many favorite Olbermann moments, but this one wins out among all the rest.
Good luck with job hunt, Keith!
i once had a dream where keith olbermann and chris matthews got into a fight but they were rock em sock em robots
then matthews punched olbermann in the jaw and his head exploded and spewed baseballs, blood and a bunch of chattering miniature keith olbermann heads that...
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roxa:
thelastgreatpoolparty replied to your photo: Haircut required.
How do you like your jorb
It’s great! Roughly seven trillion times better than my job at CBS Interactive. The environment is just so much better. I have co-workers that I get along with really well here. The food is amazing. I actually have shit to do here. It’s awesome.
PLUS I just got a slurpee.
I WANT A FUCKING...
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“Human beings took our animal need for palatable food … and turned it into...”
– Greta Christina (Sex and the Off-Label Use of Our Bodies) (via lesbianoutlaw) (via bubonickitten) (via queerandpresentdanger, sexisnottheenemy) (via konjum-mainakkale) (via zurik) (via imathers)
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dream talk
after i came home from work today i wound up taking a huge nap. unexpected and joyous.
in said nap i had a dream where i went on a road trip to mt. rushmore with a raccoon, a goose and a basset hound.
the funny part about it is that for some reason the hound spoke with the voice of james earl jones and WOULD NOT STOP BOTHERING ME TO STOP FOR SNACKS
shut up stupid dog
we aren’t...
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“Honestly, you were born to be enslaved with an attitude like that. Look at every...”
– a fucking fuckity fuckstein mcfuck on the local bbs i post on
fuck you buddy
oh and he ended it with a fucking barry goldwater quote
get fucked you piece of shit
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Anonymous asked: Television character you most identify with? Favorite dinosaur? Where would you be on a scale of sexually dominant to sexually submissive?
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Anonymous asked: Favorite ice-cream flavor? Most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to you?
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Anonymous asked: Which is greater: the number of people you have said "I love you" to, or the number of people you have loved?
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Anonymous asked: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you choose? Also, tell us something embarrassing that you have jerked it to.
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plans
i think i’m gonna submit some work to the poetry foundation
gotta start submitting work somewhere.
thoughts?
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centenary
kosmos954:
woken from a deep freeze this gray and dying world tasting the aluminum air so bereft of sunshine standing on metal fingers once were skyscrapers hold the clouds tight jump and wish aloud through the looking glass the roiling metal muck shining mercury sea swim to salvation the tide pools dry and die footprints in the sand left to sun’s purview modern ozymandias by blasted windows a...
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Watchlast week’s recording is today’s video
hopefully my mom’s infectious laughter will brighten your day