January 2011
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Jan 1st
equivoque asked: the Taman Shud Case was bad-aaaaass!
Jan 1st
equivoque asked: the Taman Shud Case was bad-aaaaass!
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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It’s time for my favorite chilly evening activity: reading about unsolved mysteries and missing persons!
Jan 1st
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OUT OF WORK IN 9 MINUTES. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that was excessive and i ‘m sorry-wait no. no no I’m not I AM READY FOR THIS WEEKEND.
Jan 1st
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I have pre-mixed Mexican Hot Chocolate at home. Should I mix booze with it? And if so, what booze?
Jan 1st
You've Escaped: Jack Donaghy's Top 5 Liz Lemon... →
youveescaped: tvschool: By Anaïs Escobar “You are the Albert Pujols of having problems.” How to explain the hilarity of this one to non-baseball fans, hm. Liz is also the LeBron James of having problems and awkward hair triangles. “A middle-aged woman saying ‘dude stuff,’ is that on my…
Jan 1st
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December 2010
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
i can't find shit to do tonight.
stay home, get stoned.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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harpermd: Apparently a bunch of people on Tumblr have never seen a real MRI. How many people have even seen a real MRI though, much less know how they work? I know people who still spell them out as “CAT Scan” and “PET Scan” for crying out loud. :(
Dec 31st
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“The apocalypse is not something which is coming. The apocalypse has arrived in...”
– Terence McKenna  (via slychedelic)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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The F Scale: How Authoritarian Are You? →
emilyswash: starduststarless: You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU haha what! Less than 2: A whining rotter. -sexydance?- 2.13, a “liberal airhead”. hooray!
Dec 31st
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e pluribus anus.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
“It is good to be solitary, for solitude is difficult; that something is...”
– Rainer Maria Rilke (via findinglife)
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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“I realize that I will be flayed for being hyperbolic by even linking to this....”
– Hullabaloo - Beck’s Good Old Days
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
This silly threewords thing →
WHY NOT. I never do shit like this.
Dec 30th
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Rooibos is the best tea. If you disagree, we shall have a fight.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Strongly tempted to start blogging all of the horrible pro-Israel emails I get from family members.  Seriously, some of the most xenophobic crypto-racist shit I have ever read.
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Ari bought me a Glif on the condition that I make videos and smile. So uh. Here you go, MR. VELAZQUEZ. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY NOW. (next time: I use the rear camera for HIGHER RESOLUTION BEARD ACTION.)
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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ListenThe Magnetic Fields - Too Drunk To Dream any...
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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This video is mostly for Anaïs so she can pick out some oils to use in a custom scent, but you have the added bonus of my lovely nasal voice and my stereotypically New York Jew grandmother in the background. also if you ask nicely maybe I will make you a custom body scent oil thing too. because I am a generous and caring dude
Dec 25th
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This video is mostly for Anaïs so she can pick out some oils to use in a custom scent, but you have the added bonus of my lovely nasal voice and my stereotypically New York Jew grandmother in the background. also if you ask nicely maybe I will make you a custom body scent oil thing too. because I am a generous and caring dude
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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The Greatest Letter Ever Printed on NFL Team... →
disclaimer: I hate Deadspin. I hate Gawker. I hate Nick Denton. But holy shit if this didn’t make me double over laughing. How great.
Dec 24th